>Subject: robin williams says
>Date: Sat, 21 Feb 2004 09:16:22 EST
>Leave it to Robin Williams to come up with the perfect plan.
>What we need now is for our UN Ambassador to stand up and repeat
>Robin Williams' plan...(Hard to argue with this logic!)
>I see a lot of people yelling for peace, but I have not heard of a
>for peace. So, here's my plan:
>The US will apologize to the world for our "interference" in the
>of other countries, past & present. You know, Hitler,
>Noriega, Milosovich and the rest of those 'good ole boys.'
>We will never "interfere" again.
>We will withdraw our troops from all over the world, starting with
>Germany, South Korea and the Philippines. They don't want us there
>We would station troops at our borders and allow no one to sneak
>through holes in the fence.
>We will allow all illegal aliens 90 days to get their affairs
>and leave this country and will give them a free trip home. After
>days the remainder will be gathered up and deported immediately,
>regardless of who or where they are.
>I'm sure France would welcome them.
>All future visitors will be thoroughly checked and limited to 90
>unless given a special permit. No one from a terrorist nation would
>allowed in. If you don't like it there, change it yourself and
>Asylum would never be available to anyone. We don't need any more
>drivers or 7-11 cashiers.
>No "students" over age 21. The older ones are the bombers. If they
>don't attend classes, they get a "D" and it's back home, baby.
>Energy wise, the US will make a strong effort to become
>This will include developing non-polluting sources of energy but
>require a temporary drilling of oil in the Alaskan wilderness. The
>caribou will have to cope for a while.
>Offer Saudi Arabia and other oil producing countries $10 a barrel
>for their oil. If they don't like it, we go some place else. They
>somewhere else to sell their production. (About a week of the wells
>filling up the storage sites would be enough.)
>If there is a famine or other natural catastrophe in the world, we
>will not "interfere." They can pray to Allah or whomever, for
>cement, or whatever they need. Besides, most of what we give them
>or given to the army. The people who need it most get little or
>Ship the UN Headquarters to an isolated island some place. We don't
>need the spies and fair weather friends here. Besides, the building
>make a good homeless shelter or lockup for illegal aliens.
>All Americans must go to charm and beauty school. That way, no one
>can call us "Ugly Americans" any longer.
>The Language we speak is ENGLISH.....learn it...or LEAVE...!
>Now, ain't that a winner of a plan.
>"The Statue of Liberty is no longer saying 'Give me your poor, your
>tired, your huddled masses." She's got a baseball bat and she's
>'You want a piece of me?'" -
>If you agree with the above forward it to your friends